I Don’t Really Like Blond’s!

I know what your thinking, how the fuck can that be! But Kristin Cavallari from the original MTV show “Laguna Beach” is something special, this hot bitch would own, my house, my car, my dignity, hell my soul

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I’ll Take BBW’s for $500 Alex

Look, I’m no stranger to BBW’s; who isn’t, but this is getting out of hand. Seriously, when the internets; my most valued of advisors can debate whether a BBW is stuffing her ass with padding or not to enhance her BBW-ness, it’s just gone to far.
Yea whatever, I’d take this bitch to KFC for a [...]

My Bike is Faster Than Me : (

This is what my motorcycle looks like with a Pro on it blowing past 2nd place at 150mph…making it look just utterly fucking easy…
Courtesy roadracingworld.com
I need to get to the gym and Swing my Hammer a little harder…

Update: Now with a Vid! Pass Is At The 3:50 Mark.

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Obama And Hilary The Early Years!

“Look, I know you think that the stick you’re holding are the Florida and Michigan Electoral Primary Votes and you think your Pant wearing suit ass is coming to claim them delegate’s, but you ‘Ma lady are sadly mistaken. Now excuse me while I ‘brush ma shoulder off, brush ‘ma shoulder off…”

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How The Fuck Does This Work?

Is it just me, or am I the only one that because of the radiant Ukrainian beauty of Mila Kunis, am able to become sexually aroused looking at Meg Griffen while watching an ep of The Family Guy? She’s 24 and has been dating waif-like known Pedo Macaulay Culkin for six years, how can a [...]

Kimberley Walsh…But I don’t look 27!

Girls Aloud!!! Oye! Oye! Oye! Ok, now that I’ve got all you Aussie Soccer fan’s attention. My buddy Kim here (no not the Kim with the giant Mountain of Cottage Cheese ass that you’ll never hit. Well…because you’re not RB-ing for the Nawlens’s Saints thats why!) wants to show you that just because I smoke [...]

Check Out My New Glasses!

Life is often about choice’s…
This new product from Sony presents such a choice. You can CHOOSE to accept the fact that you’re never going to get laid, and enjoy a hands free Saturday night alone with just you and your HD Glasses and your favorite pr0n video.
Or…
You can use even entertaining the thought of purchasing [...]

Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

And you know what that means, the ladies will be out in full force in bikinis, it’s going to be a great summer! This video really doesn’t have anything to do with remembering our Vet’s or beach and bikini’s. Well, it’s just that…well, am I the only one that’s bot aroused and jealous at the [...]

A Few Bree Olsen Pics!

One can never have enough hot blond pics in your collection!

From Glamour Models Gone Bad

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Sharon Stone’s Package!

There was a time in my youth (Ohhh let’s say right around the time I discovered that Vasline wasn’t just for cooking burns, and Crisco wasn’t just for cooking - Zinger!), that I saw a little movie called Basic Instinct. A movie where I where I waited with such anticipation for one specific scene that [...]

So That’s who “Pant’s Girl” is!?

aka, the best animated gif EVER!

So I’m watching some crappy show on G4 the other day and they do some segment called “Girls of the Web” and low behold Number 1 is our girl Shay…(pulls pants up boobs bounce)…Laren.
Shay, if only I was those jeans…
See Shay Laren’s Official Blog Here!

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Cousin Lovers and Imbredder’s Heart Clinton - WTF?!

Not that I don’t like the Obama-inator, but remind me never to drive through…Kentucky or West Virgina with any of my black friends. What the fuck is up with all these poor white racist people?

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I Hate Hayden!

Yea, I know, I know. I just said that AND posted pics of another girl in that God Aweful show HEREOS; Kristen Bell, but see by saying that I “hate” one of them and posting pictures of the other I’m SOOOOOOOO totally able to keep my geek cred…right?
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My Milkshake Brings all the Mooooooo to the Yard

Courtesy of Truth Dig - truthdig.com

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Torrents are Bad, Umm ‘kay… Pirate Bay rubs shoulders with Google and Yahoo

Small Island nations with an ISP and no extradition treaty rejoice. Shock and Awe (Sarcasm) - It’s official; we like stealing shit and not paying for it!
As reported by Torrent Freak today, the Numero Uno, El Jefe of Torrent Search sites (and more importantly, one Torrent site that doens’t force ah-thousand fucking pop-under’s on me…not [...]

The Horror!!!

I think my eye’s literally bled when they gazed upon this horiffic picture that found its way into my RSS stream today. The sadness overwhelms me…words can not express…
Anywho…as a good friend of mine would say, “Damnnnn, that’s fucked up…”
Courtesy of Autoblog.com

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Another The Hills Alum Slips a Nip. Shock and Dismay Ensue (Sarcasm)

I never watched an Episode of The Hills on MTV, but for some strange reason I am strangely fascinated anytime I can see any of the cast members tit’s on the Inter-Webs. This time its some chick named Whitney Port (Fuck me, could you THINK of a Whiter WASP-ier fucking name!?!)

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Jesus doesn’t like Starbucks New Tit’s!

Christian Groups are up in arms over Six-bucks new logo which shows a Mermaid and her partially covered titties.
I say if I’m going to pay 6 bucks for a fucking cup of coffee, the least I can get is a little side-boob.
As reported by Truthdig.com link

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Shay Laren, The Hottest Big Boob Model Right Now!

She is so damn hot check out the vid and see for yourself!
Stolen from “Shay Laren.com

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Brooke Belle, Blond Titites Of The Day!

From Amateurs Gone Bad.com

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