Might As Well Jump!

There are times like these when I am glad I have no money in the stock market!

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The “Affordable” Ferrari - The California

By affordable, I mean more than any of us can afford, but hey if you’re in the market for a 911 Turbo or Aston Martin then this is one to put a deposit down on. Then again, as this is a Ferrari, Sticker will be like 150K, but marked up to 250K faster than you [...]

“Cop Killa” tells Punk Ass Bitch to “Eat ah Dick”…News at 11!!!

One…a Pimp with so much game he started a Mosh Pit back in ‘92 at Lalapalloza with his side project Body Count that teenagers the world over still wake up with black eyes and busted lips.
The other…a complete Douche Bag punk kid with a 2nd grade education from “Da Souf” who get’s other douche Bag [...]

Mandy Moore Does Rihanna!

Ha you perve it’s not what you think, rats foiled again!
If you like EMO music this is for you, and remember kids it’s “Down The Street” not “Across The Street”

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Caren (with a C God-Damnit!) In Pink

I was combing the latest updates sections of the sites and this blond Caren (with a C) caught my eye, so I had to post these up (no not because of the oh so exotic way she spells her name, but come on…Caren with a C, now that’s hot!).

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RON PAUL!!! aka Where’s Mah-tin foil Hat Ma!?

RON PAUL!!! Edit: Yes, you need to put his name in all cap’s and with at least 3…count ‘em three Exclamation marks.
Ron Paul fumigates his wisdom on Barack Obama’s Campaign. Frankly, I’m still trying to grasp that NAFTA Highway, and common currency, we were supposedly going to share with Mexico and Canada..although, lately, the way [...]

Dubya Impeachment!? Oh come the Fuck On…

Look I’m all for impeaching G Double U for all the wrong shit he’s done over the years, but come on. Hey dude we’re going to read article’s of impeachment for maaaaaaybee impeaching G Dub-ya sometime maaaaybe like after he’s been out of office for like oh I don’t know, a year or so.
…Impeach [...]

Nerd-Gasm! iPhone 2.0

Version 2.0 of the Jesus Phone. GPS + 3G = Checking Account -$200.00.
One of the new exciting feature’s I like is whatever this “Mobile Phone Blogging” is, which essentially means Steve Jobs has just dared me to not only download NSFW tits and ass pictures onto my iPhone, but then blog them up here to [...]

Another Shitty Remake…

Yet Another shitty remake of a Movie that holds a magical place in my youth. This time the anus-robbing is done to Death Race 2000, although this time, its just called “Death Race”, and instead of Robert Caradine, its that dude who was really good in that one movie, but has just gone on to [...]

No More HUMMER’s for you Dawg : /

In a thinly veiled threat to Tight-shirted guido’s the world over, GM announced today a “strategic review” of the Hummer Brand, in other words, you’re fucked Hummer; game over.
In addition to GM closing 4 plants that make the gas guzzling SUV’s, effectively lowering middle-east countries GNP by half; Soccer Mom’s and Dad’s will no longer [...]

7:29 Around the Ring In a Datsun!?! Woah is Porsche :(

With the new Nissan GT-R tearing up laptimes around the Nordschliefe it almost justifies the almost certain fact that any of these cars that have made it into the US have been dealer up’d in price with a so-called adjustment fee.
Watch this one with the sound down though, the backround noise of people talkng; its [...]

My Bike is Faster Than Me : (

This is what my motorcycle looks like with a Pro on it blowing past 2nd place at 150mph…making it look just utterly fucking easy…
Courtesy roadracingworld.com
I need to get to the gym and Swing my Hammer a little harder…

Update: Now with a Vid! Pass Is At The 3:50 Mark.

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Torrents are Bad, Umm ‘kay… Pirate Bay rubs shoulders with Google and Yahoo

Small Island nations with an ISP and no extradition treaty rejoice. Shock and Awe (Sarcasm) - It’s official; we like stealing shit and not paying for it!
As reported by Torrent Freak today, the Numero Uno, El Jefe of Torrent Search sites (and more importantly, one Torrent site that doens’t force ah-thousand fucking pop-under’s on me…not [...]

Jesus doesn’t like Starbucks New Tit’s!

Christian Groups are up in arms over Six-bucks new logo which shows a Mermaid and her partially covered titties.
I say if I’m going to pay 6 bucks for a fucking cup of coffee, the least I can get is a little side-boob.
As reported by Truthdig.com link

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