How The Fuck Does This Work?

Is it just me, or am I the only one that because of the radiant Ukrainian beauty of Mila Kunis, am able to become sexually aroused looking at Meg Griffen while watching an ep of The Family Guy? She’s 24 and has been dating waif-like known Pedo Macaulay Culkin for six years, how can a piece of ass like her do him for 6 years, wtf am I missing?!?

Please…allow me to break into a trance and channel the spirit of Mila

“Oh what’s that, you made how many billions off of those shitty Home Alone movies…and your apartment on the Upper East Side is over 5000 sq ft….Why yes, I did see your hobbit-like weiner in that Epic Fail of a movie Monster Party with that douche I have to Voice Over with on family Guy; Seth Green. Really, you know EVERY Coke dealer in Manhatten..total shock Mack…total shock”