Girls Aloud!!! Oye! Oye! Oye! Ok, now that I’ve got all you Aussie Soccer fan’s attention. My buddy Kim here (no not the Kim with the giant Mountain of Cottage Cheese ass that you’ll never hit. Well…because you’re not RB-ing for the Nawlens’s Saints thats why!) wants to show you that just because I smoke the mad Ganja and I’m running up on the big 30, I can Candid Bikini it with the best of ‘em! Oh wait…what’s that ‘mate, my thigh’s are making Lumber Jack’s hot for an axe?

EDIT: See how I kept my parenthetical totally racial neutral, never inferring that the Kardash’s mutant like Fatty BBW ass would genetically pre-determine what racial orientation her Vag would gravitate towards…

Kimberley Jane Walsh (born November 20, 1981) is an English singer and member of pop group Girls Aloud.

Posted on May 25th, 2008 by The Baddest
Filed under: Celebs