Life is often about choice’s…

This new product from Sony presents such a choice. You can CHOOSE to accept the fact that you’re never going to get laid, and enjoy a hands free Saturday night alone with just you and your HD Glasses and your favorite pr0n video.

Or…

You can use even entertaining the thought of purchasing such a product to get your ass on the internet and get yourself a mail order bride. Yea, so she might end up bringing you back to Russia and having her boyfriend murder you, but you tried damnit…You Fucking TRIED!!!

Thanks to Gizmondo for the Post (and ensuing depression)

Posted on May 24th, 2008 by Swingen Hammers
Filed under: General